I’m at a lost for words to imagine exactly what the attraction of a limited edition ‘Steve Ballmer’ signature version of Windows 7 is. Maybe it jumps round shouting ‘developers, developers, developers!’? Maybe it’s just fat and sweaty. Whatever. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t make me want Windows 7 anymore than I currently do, which is about as much as I want to get hit round the head with a 2 by 4.